Okay let’s face it, you roll into anywhere in the mountains after midnight and whaddaya get??
That’s right a scene from the Blair Witch Project!!
Scary as hell, am I right. Don’t answer that. It’s okay. I know that I’m right. I’ve driven into many a campsites and car camping situations and if you are among the pines with car headlights hitting them, your mind says it’s cool…. it’s a place I love and feel comfortable in the day, I’ve got no reason to be scared. The mountains are my happy place. When those headlights peer through the trees and the engine shuts off…. I know babydoook or babadook or some cougar (human or cat,) is waiting to skin me alive and hang me from a tree. Scary!
Okay, “Mountain Towns,”… we can all agree that they are the best sorta community-living-tourist-loving-playground in your backyard thing going in the Good Ole US of A. In Idaho we have so many, so many great mountain towns…. West Yellowstone, Couer D’Alene, Mountain Home (hey it’s in the title, it must be in the middle of the mountains), Sandpoint, Kellogg, Bellevue-Hailey-Ketchum-Sun Valley Corridor, New Meadows, Riggins, and hell yes even widdle ole bitty McCall ain’t too shabby of a choice.
The really good ones we like to keep secret, all to ourselves. I won’t say the most kick-ass mountain town in Idaho is the one I am in now because Stanley and Loman and even Banks and dare I say… Horseshoe Bend and Emmett are competitive for the title. Yes, I won’t say it. That one I’ll keep 3-lock boxed a secret.
Hell, they even let Golden Retrievers drive around this mostest Coolest of Idaho towns!!! How cool is that??
Please check with local village officials before you let your own retrievers drive around a big arse touring RV or Rig around this mountain town!!
This place be the bomb! Food: amazeballz!! Clientele: trey imteresante!!, and the staff & costumer service… trust me, you don’t get this at any Big City Cafe. Shelby, who I remember her name, is a Nashville young lady, loves rock climbing & Kayaking, came here when she was 12 4 years ago!! Pops builds building in the valley, ‘round here, probs for Valley County as well. That youngster be happy as a Southerner or a Texan for that matter discovering real mountains for the first damn time. I know, I know you are saying… what about Appalachia, the Long Green Tunnel some like to call the AT!! While we are at it, what about Big Bend & Marfa, the Davis
Hills I mean Mountains, the Chisos and the Guadalupe freaking Hidalgo’s?? Come back to me Tennessee and Texas when yo’ for yo’ self some real damn mountains sonz?!!!??!!!!!!
Evidently mountain galz like big bucks!! Innuendoes aside, there are quite a few big Bucks hanging on wallz ‘round these partz that mountain girlz helped mount… on the wallz… with their rackz… horns that is… and ‘round about Christmas timez… mountain galz, line to hang ornaments on those there big Buckz!!! … Lightz, garland, tinsel, ballz, Christmas ballz…. evidently mountain galz, love them some big ass Ballz as well. Not just the Buckz attached to them!!
….whaaaattt just happened here!!!????
….forgive me father for I have sinned…
…against all the comedy gods who have went before… Lenny Bruce, Lucille BallZ, Joan Crawford or Rivers!!! ;0)
Peoplez!!! See the sign above!! I mean shit ain’t right, right there!!! Sure little Johnny may not have learnt his A, B, C’s that well. He be in 7th grade now, give Johnny some time!! Dayyyyuummm! And little Jill, so what if she started getting tripped up with double digit addition probs. She only be a Sophomore in College…. now!!! Give her time, she’ll come around!! I mean Hillary was right after all it does take a village to raise…. children whether they be fast or slow! But even if they be a bit slowish!!! Don’t rub their noses in it by posting up signs around mountain towns calling them out on their slowness! Don’t you think they know it!! Oh they are that slow!!???!!! Oh, peeps around here laugh at those signs while gunning their ATV’s??!!!??? I mean, still!??
Let’s take the “slow kids,” signs down peeps already!!
Shit ain’t right, right there!!!
Seriously, who do you love??? Think about it peepz because that answer matters, more, than just about anything.
Good thingz?? Z&Me.