662. Meatloaf, He Won’t Do That!!

Hey Ma, the Meatloaf! We want it now!!… Meatloaf loves his Ma!!

And I would do anything for love,
I’d run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love,
I’ll never lie to you and that’s a fact,
But I’ll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way!!!!?

And I would do anything for love,
But I won’t do that.
No I won’t do that,

In honor of Mother’s everywhere the globe over… but especially one Sarah Ma ‘Lisbeth Swinn in the G-Vine…

…for this Ma’s Day…

…I give you…

…MeatLOAF!!!!

I would do anything for love,
But I won’t do that!!
No I won’t do that!!

Mom, we Won’t Do THAT!!! Give you Meatloaf 4 Mom’s Day??!!??!! Who does that???

And some days, it don’t come easy!
And some days it don’t come hard!
Some days it don’t come at all!
And these are the days that never end.
And some nights you’re breathing fire.
And some nights you’re carved in ice.

Some nights you’re like nothing I’ve ever seen before,
Or will again.
And maybe I’m crazy,
Oh it’s crazy and it’s true.
I know you can save me.
No one else can save me now but you.

The Don of Meatloaf.

As long as the planets are turning,
As long as the stars are burning,
As long as your dreams are coming true,
You better believe it.
That I would do anything for love.
I’ll be there till the final act.
And I would do anything for love!

And I’ll take the vow and seal a pact,
But I’ll never forgive myself if we don’t go all the way.
Tonight,
And I would do anything for love,
Oh I would do anything for love,
Oh I would do anything for love,
But I won’t do that!!!!!
No I wont do that!!!!!

And someday I pray for silence!
And someday I pray for soul!
Someday I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock ‘N Roll.
And some nights I lose the feeling,
And some nights I lose control,
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls!!

Can you give me something I can take home?
Now I can do that.
Oh now I can do that.
Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot! (HOT)?

I know the territory,
I’ve been around.
It’ll all turn to dust,
And we’ll all fall down.
And sooner or later you’ll be screwing around
I won’t do that!
No, I won’t do that!

Oh I would do anything for love!!
I would do anything for love!!

But I won’t do that!!!!


No I won’t do that!!!!!!

Sometimes you have to hug it out with the Meatloaf
The Results of a Meatloaf Hug
Ted Neeley, Jesus Christ Superstar, Rocking out w/ Meatloaf
Did The Actual Jesus from modern day Israel, a 1st Chair Cornet player at Ranger High School who dated Ma Swinn, (who was the lead in Jesus Christ Superstar) look like this man?? Just play lead guitar for Meatloaf, man!!

No I won’t do that!!!!!!!

Meatloaf Memes
Don’t Do Poke-a-teller

No I won’t do that!!!!!

Happy Mother’s Day Ma Swinn

Happy Mother’s Day Mom!!! Have some meatloaf. Just don’t go hugging on the man Meatloaf. Meatloaf with ketchup on it!! Yummm Yummm tasty!!! Putting ketchup on the man meatloaf & licking it off his nekke moobs….not so much!!! Ma, Swinn do anything for love…. but please lawd for the love of Jesus Christ Superstar, Don’t do that!!!

Meatloaf… don’t do that!!! Mom, seriously, don’t. A good thing!!!!

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