771. Alexis from Schitt’s Creek

The Opposite of the Beverly Hillbillies

Leave it up to the Canadians to come up with a good comedy rife with plenty of comedy bits season after season. And probably one of the more enjoyable characters on Schitt’s Creek is Annie Murphy’s portrayal of it girl Alexis. But imagine if you took Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian left them with no money stranded living with their family in a meager roadside motel in rural Ontario and bam you’ve got Alexis.

Best of Alexis

Alexis always dresses fabulous, wears high heels to the airport and is instantly-grammed quotable. Here are some of her finer moments:

  • “I told myself I would enjoy my own company tonight.”
  • “I walk through life, in really nice shoes.”
  • “Ew, David.”
  • “I’m a Lamborghini, I’m a Hollywood star.”

“I used to text Zac Efron just, like, for a booty call. Poor thing would be pressing the buzzer before I even hit send.”

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“Tell that to me at 21, escaping the Yakuza.”

La La La La La

“I actually got this in a swap with Sienna Miller. And by that, I mean it fell off her wrist at a Halloween party and I kept it.”

“Yeah, and Adam Levine and I just went for bubble tea.”

“I once passed off a mini horse and three guinea pigs as service animals, so anything is possible.”

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“Feel free to sing along if you know the words.”

“Yeah, um, I was one of the original Pussycat Dolls.”

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“I’ve been traveling the world since I was a teen model, but something about this feels different.”

“I don’t want to brag, but Us Weekly once described me as ‘up for anything.'”

Best Of

“But people love extreme vanity… and they love puppies!”

“You know what, David? You get murdered first for once.”

“Sometimes, a special little lock can come along, that you didn’t think would fit because it didn’t look, or act, like the lock you thought you needed.”

A little bit Alexis

A little bit Alexis. A good thing.

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